Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The worst she can say is no… (Inugami Korone animated)]

I asked a girl out in grade 7 for the end of primary school dance, and she said texted back "Oh I'm actually going with friends" (I texted her like a pussy), and I'm still convincing myself that she WANTED to go with, but had other plans made before hand.

Jokes on her I was wearing a kilt I looked bussin.

Also "are you cereal?" Ummmmm..... South Park reference or am I going crazy 👀

[Healer FIVE 🔔💧]

HOLY MACARONI CHEQ OUT DA NOCKERS ON THAT DRAWING

Pretty good animation. I little bland, but given how quick you cook these out it's damn good!

[Jill and Joey: The Struggles of Motherhood]

I've seen enough shit of these 2 on Rule34 to taint my view of them.

Nice animation tho happy day-after-mothers-day.

Also, I just realised, I’m pretty sure this is a reference to a poem about the nazi’s which is so fucking hilarious

[A Completely Normal PvZ Garden Warfare 10th Anniversary Cartoon!!!]

Pretty funny and has a beautifully charming homemade feel, while still being amazing quality animation! Somehow.. One thing I will say tho....... it is kinda half credits. I get alot of people worked on this but it could have been sped up a wee ;)) PVZ is super nostalgic for me (tho only the ogs I don't fw that warefare shit), tho what's kinda funny is here we take such unnecessary pride in not saying the american "zee" so you're goddamn right I pronounce it "PVZed"

[FNF Boyfriend Official Figure]

Ayo bro they made a game outta this animation..

[The Mindchamber Special]

Fresh cut 💯💯💯 Nice animation, a little short, but I like da vibez

[A kind open letter to Swiss Miss]

The original video was from 2016, and since then they have changed the packaging, which I like to think was from Sam's video.




























Yes I just stole the top comment from his video fucking sue me.

[Wipe It Away - Sing-Along Version]

Adding the voice actor but not the composer??!? 😬😬 Yikes.

Look the music is amazing. Singing/VAing? Don't care. Lyrics..... eh??? Mostly just incel candy. The animation of the doll bopping is ok, I mean it's like 10 frames or smth idk. You could have maybe done more with the lyrics like sliding the karaoke colour or smth. I'm mostly just pissed Kettako wasn't added XDXD

MelieConieK responds:

Kettako was invited to the project along with the VA, but hasn't accepted yet. Just a little mix up, it will be sorted soon.

[Coin Tea: Short Exchange]

I LOVE THIS TS SO SWEET \_>o<_/

The animation is pretty unique and cool, I like the writing and story, voice acting's in that beautiful valley between professional and annoying. The best kind. Good job ;) 'Hope you make more of ts kinda stuff :))))))))

[snips]

Turkish barber when I ask for a trim: