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[Valentine's Days]

I have mixed feelings about valentine's day. It's either international pussy day, or international KFC and masturbate day.

[Now I Know My ABCs... (Epilogue)]

Top ten letters I jerk off to:

10. J - Just average, doesn't stand out from the rest as much as the others on this list, but stands out from 16 of them at least. Gets my dick hard quicker than them at least.

9. G - Sounds kind of ugly and fat, but a very loyal girlfriend to me. Also sounds like it gives you the sloppiest of blowjobs.

8. V - Very slick, hot, but a bimbo co-worker that doesn't pay attention to you. Vanessa (hot name) starts with it so, that's a plus.

7. B - Speaking of bimbo and blonde, B is definitely the second hottest consonant letter. Sometimes I print 72pt, hang on my wall and jerk off to it.

6. F - The word 'female' starts out with it, so that alone turns me on. The sexiest consonant in my opinion. Very effeminate. That's about it for the consonants though, rest is all vowels.

5. U - Kinda goofy, but I like it for that. It's kinda like an autistic chubby girl who wipes her snot on the table. Definitely weakest of the vowels though.

4. I - Kinda lanky, but little dot on the lowercase makes me nut hard as fuck. It's alright.

3. E - Now it's getting good. If I'll be frank with you, I'd plunge it's middle prong in my asshole and jerk off. It's so good but not nearly as good as...

2. O - It's curvy, it has a big hole in the middle and it's fucking phat. What's not to love? I waste tons of cum everyday jerking off to O.

A - My sweet, sweet queen. A is the Alpha woman, wearing a latex gimp suit with a whip on her hand, whipping my cock. And I love being the sissy sub fag of my queen.

That's about it. Feel free to post your own lists as well.

Sorry you had to read that.

[FFXIV - S Stands for...]

No matter how many times I see these memes I still have no clue what "sadistic" means.

[It Would Have Been Nice]

💠ahh thingymajig. I like the creativity and unique imagery. Is it made with paper or just made to look like it?

glitchtimefail responds:

this animation was made on a program called krita. it just has a pencil look. some of my earlier work on my page was done on paper though. ive also used cels in the past

[I Couldn't Eat Another Bite]

That mf looks like a 1x1 Lego brick ☠️

[So… Steamboat Willy is now in the public domain…]

I saw someone who got copyright sticked for the whistle at the bigging, which is funny cus that's FUCKING ILLIGAL, do you why, because they never owned in the first place. I's called "Steamboat Bill" and it came out a few years before the cartoon. Honestly the music is so good "Turkey in the Straw" (also never owned by Disney) is so catchy.

Netmations responds:

Yeah, I was smart enough to dodge that just before putting this animation in production, hopefully the alternative I’ve used from the Videoleap library is copyright free.

[Anxious Popcorn - Existential Thoughts]

I can be the most tired mf in the world and STILL take like an hour to never to fall asleep. My mind just DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Sonic Adventures: Shadow's Job at Burger King (2008 Sprite Animation)]

As far as kid's Sprite animations, this is damn good. Way... WAAAAAY better than the animations I remember making "~"

[Cats on the roof at 2 AM be like (Cats fight animation)]

Katte :3

I'm not sure M fits it. By "lots of violence" it more means like gore. T would be a lot better, and given the type of violence maybe even E.

Vileka responds:

Thanks for the clarification :D, where I live we don't use that kind of classifications, I wasn't very sure when it came to putting a T or an M or whatever.

[Dotty's animation reel 2023]

I love how fluid and unique the animation is! My biggest issue animation can have is being boring and lifeless. Did you make the audio or is it just straight from on old cartoon? Speaking of which, WHY ISN'T IT BLACK AND WHITE DDX It would so cool like that!