Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Monkey Wrench - Outtakes]

I won't lie the censoring is really p*ssing me off. If you do censor, don't rate it M, and even if it wasn't censored it's still probs a T

Anyway good vid though. I really like the animation of the show. I never finished the last episode because NG VIDEO PLAYER IS SO FUCKING SLOW.

[Discovery]

The animation has a really nice vibe. A very indie, classic sorta them :))

[pranking mario]

"Bro it's just a prank"

[Shantae's Sailor]

Bitch my eyes are open tf you think dead.

[$6 SHRIMP SPECIAL]

Look at right bro on his Nintendo DS.

[Miku Finds A Snail]

"Wooeewww.... Snneil‼️‼️ So kool :333"

[Fairy Fountain]

I am very refreshed U>U

widdlecolors responds:

:)))) may your travels be safe frendo

[Valentine's Days]

I have mixed feelings about valentine's day. It's either international pussy day, or international KFC and masturbate day.

[Now I Know My ABCs... (Epilogue)]

Top ten letters I jerk off to:

10. J - Just average, doesn't stand out from the rest as much as the others on this list, but stands out from 16 of them at least. Gets my dick hard quicker than them at least.

9. G - Sounds kind of ugly and fat, but a very loyal girlfriend to me. Also sounds like it gives you the sloppiest of blowjobs.

8. V - Very slick, hot, but a bimbo co-worker that doesn't pay attention to you. Vanessa (hot name) starts with it so, that's a plus.

7. B - Speaking of bimbo and blonde, B is definitely the second hottest consonant letter. Sometimes I print 72pt, hang on my wall and jerk off to it.

6. F - The word 'female' starts out with it, so that alone turns me on. The sexiest consonant in my opinion. Very effeminate. That's about it for the consonants though, rest is all vowels.

5. U - Kinda goofy, but I like it for that. It's kinda like an autistic chubby girl who wipes her snot on the table. Definitely weakest of the vowels though.

4. I - Kinda lanky, but little dot on the lowercase makes me nut hard as fuck. It's alright.

3. E - Now it's getting good. If I'll be frank with you, I'd plunge it's middle prong in my asshole and jerk off. It's so good but not nearly as good as...

2. O - It's curvy, it has a big hole in the middle and it's fucking phat. What's not to love? I waste tons of cum everyday jerking off to O.

A - My sweet, sweet queen. A is the Alpha woman, wearing a latex gimp suit with a whip on her hand, whipping my cock. And I love being the sissy sub fag of my queen.

That's about it. Feel free to post your own lists as well.

Sorry you had to read that.

[FFXIV - S Stands for...]

No matter how many times I see these memes I still have no clue what "sadistic" means.