Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Chocolate Thief]

I feel overstimulated.

[4koma girls- Daddy Dearest]

What I'm learning from this is that you can impregnate from fingering.

Sorry.

[Ongoing conflict]

That news reporter the main character fr.

I just wanted to point out something interesting I noticed which is the "15 homicides" thing. I don't hate the US, but a hell of a lot them really know how to piss and moan.

Just doing some Maths, if there was 15 murders one day in 1976, back then with a population of 218m, that's a murder of rate of 0,007/100 000 that day. Here in SA, with a population of 59m, with 82 murders a day, that works out to 0,139/100 000 in an average day. That's nearly 20 times worse.

Then they'll look at gun violence and cry about how much worse it is then country's like Switzerland and Japan.

Just because you're well off, doesn't mean you can't point out the flaws you do have, but you have to understand how much better you have it than the vast majority of people in the world, and that goes for individuals with a lot of money compared to the rest of your country, or countries as a whole compared to the rest of the world.

It's a shame that most of the world doesn't like the US because of this exact reason. They tend to be the dumping ground and butt end of the jokes by most people of most nations. Hopefully one day this can change.

That got way too ong. Good animation and I like how you compared a clip from a very old TV show to modern issues :))

[Goofy's Betrayal]

Jokes aside genuinely good writing. The very dark topic with Goofy's cheeky silly golly gosh darn voice is really funny, and I loved how when Goofy admitted, there's a double meaning in how Minnie responds, which adds to the sudden twist. Maybe I'm over thinking such a dumb ass cartoon XD

[LADY GAGA MEAT DRESS]

What is she even ATTEMPTING to communicate 😭😭😭

[▇▇ Looks Just Like You]

Awww I love it XDD The ambient noise is really atmospheric and I love the contrast in line work from the character in a straight stroke to a more broken, pencil like stroke everywhere else, if that makes sense. There's definitely some symbolism here and personal touch, which I may not get, but still love it! Great job.

ppparallelograms responds:

tysm!!! :'D

[MOVIE NIGHT]

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Had a brain aneurism and 2 attempts at suicide just copy and pasting that.

[You're Out | 48 Hour Challenge]

I DONT KNOW HOW BASEBALL WORKS 😭😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[every mans tragic experience]

Thanks for letting us know how easy it would be to dox you :)) Makes my job less of a hassle. I love the music with the ai voice like its a shitty YT ad.

Also your gf biting you? That's kinda hot ngl

[Horrortale- Ketchup Stains]

Oi bruv it seems you've not got your ketchup license renewed. That's off ta the big house for you ya bloody wanka.

Why is this M tho? Surely it should be E?

Weretoons responds:

I figured Sans exposing his spine counts as slight nudity, but then I thought about it and realized it was stupid. So I fixed it