Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bocchi Loves Doom Eternal]

We NEED a similar one for Doom New Horizons day with Isabell playing.

[CAFFEINE RAT]

I truly believe there are little sounds worse than a loud, close mike gulp. The animation was very human, if you know what I mean; especially when the rat rizzed up the guy. Also thank you for saying I'd look sexy in the shirt. I like to believe I'd look sexy in anything <3

[EOFS - Super Trouble]

He gave me dm asking to review this so I'll give a fully honest, detailed review. I think the animation could be more "fluid". For most of it the characters are stationary. Their mouth moves and they blink. This can make it a little boring after a while. Look that's a lot of work, and I can see you know how to animate like that, mostly on the tits. Speaking of tits, as I often do, I think showing the tits out of the shirt is mostly just a way of justifying the rating as M, to get more attention. Without that I can definitely see this as T. Swearing isn't too big a deal.

Maybe not. Maybe you just like nips. Me and you the same buddy. As Archbishop Desmond Tutu once said: "When life gives you pencils, draw boobs" (too soon?) The voice acting being just you in various very deep Brazilin, though somehow sounds very Russian am I the only one who hears it? is very funny at the start; hearing a little girl talk in one the deepest voices I've heard, but it can get maybe a little tiresome after too long.

I do love how there's a wholesome religious message after the most fucked up shit. The last thing I want to mention was the ending. It was shit funny, but on a site like Newgrounds I can't ignore its laziness. Anyway overall pretty good and pretty funny, though sorta drags itself out.

TheMiamiDeSantos responds:

yo, thanks for your review! i love the honesty. Yeah the stationary characters saves me a lot of time as it is a lot of work indeed specially by doing everything by yourself. the ng automatically put it M while i was putting the things it asked "has violence?" me "lots" "has explicit audio? me "lots", etc, i think it as cartoon for adults it's not suitable for teenages
yeah i love the nips and the tits fuck yeah. Hehe i have saw people calling portuguese "the spanish's weird brother". Some people don't like the death metal like voice action, guess it takes some time to get used to the metal vocals i remember when i started listening to metal some bands i couldn't stand the vocals but i got used to eventually.
Haha yeah i was very lazy on the ending, i didn't know what to put there, so i did put some shitpost memes as i'm getting some popularity on an underground facebook shitposting scene
Once again thanks for your review!

[Tales of Zale - Flickering Lights]

THIS IS AMAZING!!! The animation is simply insane. Wow

[Cursed meme/Zoolander]

3D animation is do easy to make cursed shit. This should stand a shining example.

[Pussy Mario]

I clicked on a title "Pussy Mario for a different reason, but it was still funny tho. As funny as it is, it unfortunately isn't really what Newgrounds is for. Sorry

ChillysChaos responds:

thank you for your honesty but im more concerned about the "different reason" you clicked on this

[Derpy Cardcaptor]

He's been making MLP fan animations from the get go. It was always just a matter of time.

[Bluey's Dad]

I'm terrified

[A drawing for Dad PIXEL DAY 2023]

Somehow it's both the sweetest thing ever, and psychopathic.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

This is so hilarious. I love how when he takes his glasses off he has no eyes, just black.