Stonmann's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[ART GALLERY COLLAB]

While many may joke over the exaggeration portrayed here, there is no denying the truth layered upon it. Many try and seek meaning out of that that is meaningless. They try and find answers to their own problems through the medium of art and literature, rather than simply answering the questions of their own life themselves.

It is impossible to not make the connection here to that of religion, where by the vast majority of the worlds population - once easily excusable for one to round-up to all - addholds to a religion in some form, seeking answers through a third party, as opposed to their own heart.

I am reminded here to a episode of the 1997 television show 'Southern Recreational Land', dating to the long lost year of 2010, entitled: 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs', in which a book is written with the simple purpose to only sheepishly amuse, and proceeds to be taken and inspected beyond it's permittable amount by the population at-large. The episode then proceeds to shares a moral much the same as what I have expressed in this here essay.

That episode leads me to ask the question in-which I shall conclude with: Anyone else kinda wanna fuck Butters? Like when he's an adult I guess like in the Post-Covid-Special, but like I feel like you could manipulate him into some shit like it probs wouldn't be too hard.

Thetageist responds:

You had me in the first 3/4 of this post, not gonna lie.

[Normal Boy - Read the Comic]

Late submission 0_0 That was gonna be me until it was 2 in the morning today and I had 5 pages done with like just over a day and I realised I'd rather be jacking off to fucking scat right now than painfully traditionally inking a shitty furry ass unfunny fucking dickkak.

Yea anyway not sure why you went on a whole ass KittyhawkMontrose dickriding character-arch at the end but cool. There where some moments where I wasn't even sure if it was supposed to be a joke, like just leaving a page as a sketch and saying you didn't feel like finishing, but I found that way funnier than I should have XD

Honestly KittyhawkMontrose is pretty chill. Out of all the bitchass female artists that have blocked me on NG, it's good to know they're not all pussies.

NoobClock666 responds:

I was worried that she might hate me for this comic.

[Sentient Cleaning Device]

Not bad, but I couldn't really get into it. It follows a videogame genre I like to call "ShittyNG.exe". Basically just shitty games with shitty pixelated graphics posted only to NG. But what they lose in graphics by god to they make up in creativity. Yea I just couldn't really get into this one properly, but it's got potential! It just needs a few tweaks :))

kaiakairos responds:

i 100% could have spent more time on it, but i just wanted to make a lil somethin for fun and to experiment :] I probably won’t return to this idea but anybody is free to steal it and do it better if they so wish

[Minecraft Platformer [DEMO]]

Not terrible. A few changes I would make, is adding a reset button. I fell off the end of the map and had to start from the beginning. And good lord make it longer. I was hoping to have like the Nether and the End and maybe like the other End I can't remember what's it called. I just started got two levels in a suddenly BAM it was done!

8robro666 responds:

Thanks for the feedback! This is only a demo but I will use these suggestions! 😁

[Spongebobs weed smoke catch,]

Daddy ZabuJard if this doesn't get top 5 tomorrow I don't know what will XD

I think if I was trying to capture an acid trip in a game shitpost this would be it...

ZabuJard responds:

4 2 0

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

I refuse to believe this wasn't made in 2001.

Yea, so... https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/c0eecdb1bd026276c372dd068a0cf56a 0_0

It will never not be hilarious when the fattest fish sucks in all the food XD I think it would be nice if you could buy a little bit more fish. I think the current max should be the min to go on to the next and you should be able to buy a couple more as a max.

The graphic design looks like genuine dogshit but I honestly think that makes it so much more funny. I think it would be nice to be able to turn of the music, so you still hear the fuckin' hilarious fish noises I swear I would kill to meet the people who VAd that XD but you can listen to your own music ;)

Anyway good game I'm gonna go do something else now.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

The graphics looking like ass is intentional. Also, I actually do think turning off the music could be a good idea, but then again, the boss fights may not be as intense...

Thank you for your review!

[Die, Mailman, Die!]

Bro's "FedUp" with these traps. Shitty joke aside, it's fucking difficult, and that's good; it's half the point and makes it more rewarding. I really think that the jump button should be space, that what it usually is and it get confusing. It really needs a autosave feature, because I accidently reset the window on the last level which pissed the shit out of me.

The "R' button rarely works on the first go. I think it's because of the blood. The computer is unable to process the immense amount of blood flying around the screen, and it lags the game pretty badly. Finally, a death-count would be both depressing, and kind of cool.

BloodyPancakesYT responds:

the reason why the jump button is shift is that, as stated before, this is an iwbtg fangame. iwbtg's jump button is shift.

[Spider Clicker [BETA]]

It's not bad honestly. There are a few things I would change though. The spiders never really give much help despite being really expensive to upgrade. After a little bit you don't have any uses for the stones and they kind of just gather. It would be great if you could convert them to coins. Obviously the visuals and definitely the soundtrack could be improved (I'm pretty sure this was made on Scratch XD) But the coding itself is pretty solid.

IXslith2009 responds:

I will add Mars in Next Update, and you will need to spend a lot of Stones in order to buy Mars!
Also i will improve Spiders a bit so they will give some more Coins for you!

[Among Us: Prostate Exam]

I hate you so much, but I couldn't help trying to get that number 1 spot (the best I could do is tied first :( So based of purely how embarrassingly long I spent on this game, I feel like I have to give 5 stars.

ZabuJard responds:

Nice job prostate master!

[Friday Night Bitch Online]

I'm pretty sure it would be fun game, but it only works if other people are playing the game, which they are not.

ZabuJard responds:

True