Stonmann's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[THE NINTENDO 64 COLLAB GALLERY]

Holy macaroni with ravioli and a side of guacamole that's a lot of participants!!

riot100233 responds:

Pizza pasta put it on my 🐓 a tortelli on my winnie pepperoni on the walls pasta everywhere oh yeah pasta everywhere

[Earth Day Collab 2024]

There was a lot of hype for this and I liked it!! Shoulda taken part lol. Oh well.

Tyhond responds:

It's fine :3 Happy Earth Day! :D

[Corn Collab]

I fucking love corn. I would sacrifice my infant child it was to save corn. Sometimes I spend days on end without sleep, water, or peepeepoopoo, to stare at corn so intently as to become lost in the maze that is maize.

Chdonga responds:

I fucking love shitting corn. It got me super jacked for my hockey game. People say it stings, but they’re just being pussies. When I shat corn, I didn’t even flinch— probably because hockey players learn to deal with pain. Basketball players are all little bitches who start crying anytime someone bumps into them. I guarantee that if any of the basketball players at my school tried to shit corn they’d quit within five seconds.

[Valentine's Day Art Collab '24]

Second to this years Skibidi Toilet Collab - uh - I mean last years Sketch Collab on the amount of notifications I woke up to. I have no valentines this year so you know what that means tonight ;)

Taking quality with myself to reflect on how I can improve and indulging in activities that make me genuinely happy like drawing (⌢⩊⌢)

Thetageist responds:

Don’t forget to celebrate your successes as well! You won’t really know what you should improve unless you also know what you’re doing right!

[Diner in the Storm]

I'm really, really impressed by this!! I was not expecting what this was gonna be when I started. As much as I don't play games on NG that much, I can't help respecting them. I can make an animation, and with enough effort maybe even not a shitty one! But despite how much code learning I've done in my life, the second I open up Godot I just give up immediately.

This is just such a charming, peaceful, yet uneasy game, that is just so fun, and I got ending 5, which means 4 other ending AT LEAST, so if I want, I'm definitely not done with this game! The only issue, and quite a big issue, is the artstyle.

Normally for a game with this poor visuals it would lend a 2 - 3,5 in my books, but I just can't rate lower than 4,5! Maybe in the future if you ever improve on the art aspect of game making you can remake this, or maybe collaborate with the many, many artist on this website! Cheers for this lad ;)

Oh and Maggy is just such a perfect character.

[ART GALLERY COLLAB]

While many may joke over the exaggeration portrayed here, there is no denying the truth layered upon it. Many try and seek meaning out of that that is meaningless. They try and find answers to their own problems through the medium of art and literature, rather than simply answering the questions of their own life themselves.

It is impossible to not make the connection here to that of religion, where by the vast majority of the worlds population - once easily excusable for one to round-up to all - addholds to a religion in some form, seeking answers through a third party, as opposed to their own heart.

I am reminded here to a episode of the 1997 television show 'Southern Recreational Land', dating to the long lost year of 2010, entitled: 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs', in which a book is written with the simple purpose to only sheepishly amuse, and proceeds to be taken and inspected beyond it's permittable amount by the population at-large. The episode then proceeds to shares a moral much the same as what I have expressed in this here essay.

That episode leads me to ask the question in-which I shall conclude with: Anyone else kinda wanna fuck Butters? Like when he's an adult I guess like in the Post-Covid-Special, but like I feel like you could manipulate him into some shit like it probs wouldn't be too hard.

Thetageist responds:

You had me in the first 3/4 of this post, not gonna lie.

[Normal Boy - Read the Comic]

Late submission 0_0 That was gonna be me until it was 2 in the morning today and I had 5 pages done with like just over a day and I realised I'd rather be jacking off to fucking scat right now than painfully traditionally inking a shitty furry ass unfunny fucking dickkak.

Yea anyway not sure why you went on a whole ass KittyhawkMontrose dickriding character-arch at the end but cool. There where some moments where I wasn't even sure if it was supposed to be a joke, like just leaving a page as a sketch and saying you didn't feel like finishing, but I found that way funnier than I should have XD

Honestly KittyhawkMontrose is pretty chill. Out of all the bitchass female artists that have blocked me on NG, it's good to know they're not all pussies.

NoobClock666 responds:

I was worried that she might hate me for this comic.

[Sentient Cleaning Device]

Not bad, but I couldn't really get into it. It follows a videogame genre I like to call "ShittyNG.exe". Basically just shitty games with shitty pixelated graphics posted only to NG. But what they lose in graphics by god to they make up in creativity. Yea I just couldn't really get into this one properly, but it's got potential! It just needs a few tweaks :))

kaiakairos responds:

i 100% could have spent more time on it, but i just wanted to make a lil somethin for fun and to experiment :] I probably won’t return to this idea but anybody is free to steal it and do it better if they so wish

[LAUNDRY DETERGENT QUEST]

Dumb ass fucking game and I love it! It's the kinda game that's shit, but it's still fun, and more importantly, well made. A few changes I would make:

First is making all the money dropped in a round picked up at the end of the round because the screen in the middle always blocks some of the money, and then there ends up being a whole bunch of money I missed.

Second is a full screen option. Until NG pulls it's finger out it's ass and adds a FS feature for all games not just flash, every game maker should add it himself if he can, and I know it's possible I've seen a few games do it (not just FNF), 'cause in all fairness I'm no coding master myself.

Anyway I spent like 3 hours playing until I decided I need a live, and now I'm gonna spend another 6 at 10 'o clock now.

Also "Imma bite your dick in threes 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥"? god fucking DAMMUM that's fire 💀💀💀💀💀

[Sketchbook]

I love this! The music's beautiful, even if it's simple. Scratch that, BECAUSE it's simple. My only complaint is a lot of the sketches don't look like they where actually made in that sketch book. I get you weren't thinking you where going to do this when you made those sketches, but still. Kind of spoils the mood a little. But all the sketches are beautiful and a lot of them too! I like how you have boob as a tag. Just cus, why not.