Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Traffic Light]

Traffic lights in South Africa are like that only if you shot them in the face then put it through a meat grinder 5 times. Yea they never work.

[Package]

I like the textures reminds me of South Park if they took it way too far but in a good way. The audio is nice as well. Very ambiance 🧐🍷

[Mario shoves a jar up his ass]

Not a fan of his nips. I will never. NEVER. Forgive you for censoring.

[Those confusing questions]

Every kid in primary school was completely and utterly gobsmacked when this teacher did like a riddle thing or something I can't remember. You've never seen more flabbergasted individuals in one place.

[Mario’s Ugly]

Your not ugly to me Mario <3 <3 😍😍😍🍆💦

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Nightclub]

11 minutes?! There really is a God! I fucking hate Vanessica like bitch find a rope. Nah but Katy a baddie ong 💀💀💀 Anyway that's my opinion no-one asked for your day is now a little bit worse you're welcome.

[2B vs 2P]

How does this kinda thing even get arranged. Maybe something like:

Woman 1: Hey gurlllll!
Woman 2: Bitch what is UPPPP!
Woman 1: I don't know if this is crazy, but you wanna like, smash booties or some shit.
Woman 2: Bitch you don't have to askkkk!

Yea, I've never met a woman. P-Bot would know. P-BOT!! P-BOOOOTTTT!!!!!

[Cherries short]

Ah yes, iMovie, prime video creation software. Fun fact: cherry stones contain decent amounts of cyanide. In my research I got varying results, but generally it's a very small amount of stones. While you can die from whole pips, it takes a lot. The trick is to crush the stone so the cyanide is released, which is exactly what the young chap in the video is up to. As always I'll save you the trouble.

"🤓"

[*TRAILER* Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Nightclub]

Looks great! Can't wait :)