Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The G̶o̶o̶d̶ Crab Doctor]

Would someone be ever so courteous to inform me of the profession of this fine individual? If I understand the good chap corrected he is of the teaching profession, however I would greatly appreciate a second opinion on this topic.

Thank you dearly for your time and in advance for response. I pray a merry day for you on my behalf and many in the future.

Sincerely with conclusional gratitude:
Matthew L Johnston

[Between a Rock and a SWP]

Look it's not animation. I would give 0 I'm afraid, but there is artwork in the video so I'll give 2.

[Satsumi inflation]

R25 to the Pound! I swear this inflation shit is getting outta hand!

[Lotus Waters]

A dubious little C R E A T U R E getting up to M I S C H I E F This is so N O, G O O D.

widdlecolors responds:

VERY ICKY

[20]

Anyone ever told your character looks like a more detailed version of Boykisser? I think it's the lil' ploof on the top and side that does it. Not saying it's unoriginal! It's really cute :3 Happy... day after birthday? I can't really give 5 because the cat's movement is a wee repetitive and no background. But I love the artstyle and character design, and looking at your other stuff, you've earned yourself a new follower :)

[Possessed Phone Warranty : Foamy The Squirrel]

Bro got that "🤓" voice I swear. I can't ignore notifications. It brings out the beast in me 🌹🌹🌹⛓️⛓️⛓️🖤🖤🖤 I borrow my mums phone just to like check the weather or somethin' and I see she has like 3000 unread emails there. Bruh 💀

[How to be a Famous Twitch Streamer]

That was so damn funny XD I honestly don't get the appeal of streams. I get a lot of people have them in the background but that kind of makes me feel like I'm missing stuff. My mum would always say "No double screening" as in being on my iPad or something when I was watching TV, you know, back when TV was still a thing? So now I just can't do that. But if you watch it as in your source of entertainment, why? It's just a normal video but with no editing and a shit ton of awkward silence.

SquishtyRack responds:

Thanks stonmann 8) I don't get the appeal either, I had to watch a lot for reference and I was in awe at the amount of people that just watch amouranth bounce around in a pool for 2 hours

[If Gordon Ramsay was in Spongebob]

What a donut XDXDXDDXDXDDDXDXDX 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂🤣😩🍆💦

[Wimp Witch: Episode One]

I'm tryna decide if she's hot or not please help. Her lips kind of remind me of the racist depictions of Africans in the old Disney and Warner Brothers cartoons. That sounds really weird but if you knew what I was talking about it would make sense trust me.

[When a Pickup Truck is Behind You]

I like it, but this is Newgrounds. You really did not have to censor it. YouTube I understand, but that's the appeal with Newgrounds, you don't have demonetisation breathing over your neck.