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[[Castle Crashers OVA] Blue Knight ni Aimasho]

She castle on my dick till I crash.

Ahem. Beautiful old VHS style. I get it's anime, but just like in anime, the lack of lip synch is disappointing. I guess it suites the theme, but I gotta take off a half for the lack of work it entails.

[GARAGE SALE]

This is one of the most unique, yet pleasing looking animation I've seen in a long time. Like really unique, yet beautiful. Often alt animation is cool, but not really too tolerable in the long term, but if a show was made out of this exact style? Wow. That would be amazing.

I did find the story was eh. Not much to take away, but to be fair, there's only so much narrative you can squeeze in 6 minutes. The VA was also maybe a little, I wanna say cringe? Not really, but again just kinda eh. Irronically I didn't like the music that much. The outro was cool, but not so much the duet sorry.

That being said when I saw the first frame I knew straight away this had to go in the favourites list. The animation is just - . wow. I really, REALLY wanna believe it's paper, but unfortunately I don't think it is 3': The character design is also really cool. Especially Qat. (weird spelling lel) The line art is probably my favourite part. It's so coarse but beautiful. And of course the overall crafty style.

Great short! Especially animation wise, just wish the story, writing, and va was a bit more to my taste, but by no means bad! Nice job everyone!! :3

[Bacon skit]

Surprisingly good lipsynch. Not much motion but pretty good. Not that funny. I'm sorry, and it really should have just been 8 seconds long; everything past there's kinda unnecessary. Ok tho. Good lipsynch. That's the main part. Not perfect, but it's a very difficult thing, and this is pretty good. Sort the border out tho my guy tho.

[MilkMovie]

Pretty cool. Love ur art style. It's very sgilly (silly goofy)

[TRICK OR TRICK - Pumpky Animatic]

If she's a monster, it begs the question of what's under the hood?

[Fall Life]

It's a very pretty drawing, but I do think it goes against the spirit of the movie portal. If you did feel the need to post it to the movie portal, in future for things like this I would click "opt out of rewards". The main reason is this got daily second, which is a little unfair for the people below, who worked hard on longer, advanced animations. Even just some music, or breathing by the character would have been great!

Again beautiful animation (I love autumn :3), but not really what the movie portal is made for.

[SIN: Madness Day SpdierMad!]

If buying isn't owning pirating isn't stealing.

LOL, LIMEWIRE https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hMnwMev0sdQ

[Incident: OO-EE-OO || MD24]

To viwent :((

[KENOPSIA]

Average middle American mall experience.

It's interesting. Not super unique. The art style doesn't really stand out. It's nice though. The way the eyes make up most the face is cool (and also something I do alot in my own shitty art). The facial expressions are really good, and the film as a whole has a very cool vibe to it, but the story, like alot of similar simile style films, is eh. I think it falls into the trap of many horror and/or abstract films, where the creator focuses so much on allegory and atmosphere that he forgets about the story and viewing of the film itself.

Sometimes the art style is a bit inconsistent, I'm guessing it's done by different animators, or different groups of animators. My favourite of these tiny mini styles would probably be about 1:42, thick strokes and exaggerated features is something I really enjoy. The following transition from there was pretty cool too. The facial movement at 2:10 is pretty funny and well made. The art style does lend itself more to comedy. Most animation really, but I kept on waiting for a slapstick joke to break the atmosphere and switch register, but it didn't happen. Reading the description, maybe what you don't like about this, just a thought, is that it's a serious film in a light hearted style.

It's nice, and well made. Generally the art is good. Nothing hugely groundbreaking, but nice to look at most the time. The story though just doesn't do it for me too much. Just personal preference. I'm more into less heavy films. Doesn't have to be a comedy. Just not something trying so hard to hide meaning it destroys the scene it's hiding in.

That's sounds like alot of pissing but really it is good. I felt like doing a long review, and when I do that, I focus on what's bad, not what's good, because that's what judging and reviewing is.

[The Citrus Pals]

Bedtime. They're all snuggly and cozy :3

widdlecolors responds:

They love bedtime!:)