Stonmann's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Piconjo's School, unfinished]

Pretty well made (for a pico game at least). It would be cool if you finished it!

[Trivial Trivia: The Newgrounds Collection]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I mean, I'm shit at it XD but I love it so cool. The coding is just amazing. So well made bruh. I need to study the night before next time tho I didn't do very well XD

[Kart Kollab]

LOVE THIS LOL!!!! The ol' school carpet was amazing!

[Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV]

Straight outa 2010. Love it.

Kolumbo responds:

oh no that's too new

[THE NINTENDO 64 COLLAB GALLERY]

Holy macaroni with ravioli and a side of guacamole that's a lot of participants!!

riot100233 responds:

Pizza pasta put it on my 🐓 a tortelli on my winnie pepperoni on the walls pasta everywhere oh yeah pasta everywhere

[Earth Day Collab 2024]

There was a lot of hype for this and I liked it!! Shoulda taken part lol. Oh well.

Tyhond responds:

It's fine :3 Happy Earth Day! :D

[Corn Collab]

I fucking love corn. I would sacrifice my infant child it was to save corn. Sometimes I spend days on end without sleep, water, or peepeepoopoo, to stare at corn so intently as to become lost in the maze that is maize.

Chdonga responds:

I fucking love shitting corn. It got me super jacked for my hockey game. People say it stings, but they’re just being pussies. When I shat corn, I didn’t even flinch— probably because hockey players learn to deal with pain. Basketball players are all little bitches who start crying anytime someone bumps into them. I guarantee that if any of the basketball players at my school tried to shit corn they’d quit within five seconds.

[Valentine's Day Art Collab '24]

Second to this years Skibidi Toilet Collab - uh - I mean last years Sketch Collab on the amount of notifications I woke up to. I have no valentines this year so you know what that means tonight ;)

Taking quality with myself to reflect on how I can improve and indulging in activities that make me genuinely happy like drawing (⌢⩊⌢)

Thetageist responds:

Don’t forget to celebrate your successes as well! You won’t really know what you should improve unless you also know what you’re doing right!

[Diner in the Storm]

I'm really, really impressed by this!! I was not expecting what this was gonna be when I started. As much as I don't play games on NG that much, I can't help respecting them. I can make an animation, and with enough effort maybe even not a shitty one! But despite how much code learning I've done in my life, the second I open up Godot I just give up immediately.

This is just such a charming, peaceful, yet uneasy game, that is just so fun, and I got ending 5, which means 4 other ending AT LEAST, so if I want, I'm definitely not done with this game! The only issue, and quite a big issue, is the artstyle.

Normally for a game with this poor visuals it would lend a 2 - 3,5 in my books, but I just can't rate lower than 4,5! Maybe in the future if you ever improve on the art aspect of game making you can remake this, or maybe collaborate with the many, many artist on this website! Cheers for this lad ;)

Oh and Maggy is just such a perfect character.

[ART GALLERY COLLAB]

While many may joke over the exaggeration portrayed here, there is no denying the truth layered upon it. Many try and seek meaning out of that that is meaningless. They try and find answers to their own problems through the medium of art and literature, rather than simply answering the questions of their own life themselves.

It is impossible to not make the connection here to that of religion, where by the vast majority of the worlds population - once easily excusable for one to round-up to all - addholds to a religion in some form, seeking answers through a third party, as opposed to their own heart.

I am reminded here to a episode of the 1997 television show 'Southern Recreational Land', dating to the long lost year of 2010, entitled: 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs', in which a book is written with the simple purpose to only sheepishly amuse, and proceeds to be taken and inspected beyond it's permittable amount by the population at-large. The episode then proceeds to shares a moral much the same as what I have expressed in this here essay.

That episode leads me to ask the question in-which I shall conclude with: Anyone else kinda wanna fuck Butters? Like when he's an adult I guess like in the Post-Covid-Special, but like I feel like you could manipulate him into some shit like it probs wouldn't be too hard.

Thetageist responds:

You had me in the first 3/4 of this post, not gonna lie.