Stonmann's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friday Night Cucking 3D]

I'm shivering me timbers as we speak I'm so scared 😨😨😨

[Death rode to a gay Doom ,]

Honestly this one's actually kinda fun. I think if you put some actual effort in it could be a really good game, but I do get shitposts is kinda your whole thing

[Big fat Hooper 3d B BALL]

poo poo

[Spongebobs weed smoke catch,]

Daddy ZabuJard if this doesn't get top 5 tomorrow I don't know what will XD

I think if I was trying to capture an acid trip in a game shitpost this would be it...

ZabuJard responds:

4 2 0

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

I refuse to believe this wasn't made in 2001.

Yea, so... https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/c0eecdb1bd026276c372dd068a0cf56a 0_0

It will never not be hilarious when the fattest fish sucks in all the food XD I think it would be nice if you could buy a little bit more fish. I think the current max should be the min to go on to the next and you should be able to buy a couple more as a max.

The graphic design looks like genuine dogshit but I honestly think that makes it so much more funny. I think it would be nice to be able to turn of the music, so you still hear the fuckin' hilarious fish noises I swear I would kill to meet the people who VAd that XD but you can listen to your own music ;)

Anyway good game I'm gonna go do something else now.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

The graphics looking like ass is intentional. Also, I actually do think turning off the music could be a good idea, but then again, the boss fights may not be as intense...

Thank you for your review!

[MS Paint Collab 2023]

Feels like it came out in both 2009 and 2059 at the same time. How? A little difficult to control and I found a couple of small glitches in the settings, but I liked it.

[Pico's School]

How the fuck was this made without variables. Incredible game.

[Die, Mailman, Die!]

Bro's "FedUp" with these traps. Shitty joke aside, it's fucking difficult, and that's good; it's half the point and makes it more rewarding. I really think that the jump button should be space, that what it usually is and it get confusing. It really needs a autosave feature, because I accidently reset the window on the last level which pissed the shit out of me.

The "R' button rarely works on the first go. I think it's because of the blood. The computer is unable to process the immense amount of blood flying around the screen, and it lags the game pretty badly. Finally, a death-count would be both depressing, and kind of cool.

BloodyPancakesYT responds:

the reason why the jump button is shift is that, as stated before, this is an iwbtg fangame. iwbtg's jump button is shift.

[Cut Up Kim!]

I swear fnf can suck this games dick doesn't even come close.

[Spider Clicker [BETA]]

It's not bad honestly. There are a few things I would change though. The spiders never really give much help despite being really expensive to upgrade. After a little bit you don't have any uses for the stones and they kind of just gather. It would be great if you could convert them to coins. Obviously the visuals and definitely the soundtrack could be improved (I'm pretty sure this was made on Scratch XD) But the coding itself is pretty solid.

IXslith2009 responds:

I will add Mars in Next Update, and you will need to spend a lot of Stones in order to buy Mars!
Also i will improve Spiders a bit so they will give some more Coins for you!