Stonmann's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Normal Boy - Read the Comic]

Late submission 0_0 That was gonna be me until it was 2 in the morning today and I had 5 pages done with like just over a day and I realised I'd rather be jacking off to fucking scat right now than painfully traditionally inking a shitty furry ass unfunny fucking dickkak.

Yea anyway not sure why you went on a whole ass KittyhawkMontrose dickriding character-arch at the end but cool. There where some moments where I wasn't even sure if it was supposed to be a joke, like just leaving a page as a sketch and saying you didn't feel like finishing, but I found that way funnier than I should have XD

Honestly KittyhawkMontrose is pretty chill. Out of all the bitchass female artists that have blocked me on NG, it's good to know they're not all pussies.

NoobClock666 responds:

I was worried that she might hate me for this comic.

[Sentient Cleaning Device]

Not bad, but I couldn't really get into it. It follows a videogame genre I like to call "ShittyNG.exe". Basically just shitty games with shitty pixelated graphics posted only to NG. But what they lose in graphics by god to they make up in creativity. Yea I just couldn't really get into this one properly, but it's got potential! It just needs a few tweaks :))

kaiakairos responds:

i 100% could have spent more time on it, but i just wanted to make a lil somethin for fun and to experiment :] I probably won’t return to this idea but anybody is free to steal it and do it better if they so wish

[LAUNDRY DETERGENT QUEST]

Dumb ass fucking game and I love it! It's the kinda game that's shit, but it's still fun, and more importantly, well made. A few changes I would make:

First is making all the money dropped in a round picked up at the end of the round because the screen in the middle always blocks some of the money, and then there ends up being a whole bunch of money I missed.

Second is a full screen option. Until NG pulls it's finger out it's ass and adds a FS feature for all games not just flash, every game maker should add it himself if he can, and I know it's possible I've seen a few games do it (not just FNF), 'cause in all fairness I'm no coding master myself.

Anyway I spent like 3 hours playing until I decided I need a live, and now I'm gonna spend another 6 at 10 'o clock now.

Also "Imma bite your dick in threes 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥"? god fucking DAMMUM that's fire 💀💀💀💀💀

[Sketchbook]

I love this! The music's beautiful, even if it's simple. Scratch that, BECAUSE it's simple. My only complaint is a lot of the sketches don't look like they where actually made in that sketch book. I get you weren't thinking you where going to do this when you made those sketches, but still. Kind of spoils the mood a little. But all the sketches are beautiful and a lot of them too! I like how you have boob as a tag. Just cus, why not.

[Minecraft Platformer [DEMO]]

Not terrible. A few changes I would make, is adding a reset button. I fell off the end of the map and had to start from the beginning. And good lord make it longer. I was hoping to have like the Nether and the End and maybe like the other End I can't remember what's it called. I just started got two levels in a suddenly BAM it was done!

8robro666 responds:

Thanks for the feedback! This is only a demo but I will use these suggestions! 😁

[frozen yogurt maker]

I came

[2d to 3d animation editor for "Gay little retards"]

ZabuJard!! >:( The proper term nowadays is: "A contemptuous term used to refer to a person who is cognitively impaired and/or a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way-ard" I hope you're ashamed!! And GAY!! What a backwards thinking word! I believe you wish to use the term: "A word that primarily refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. Originally meaning 'carefree', 'cheerful', or 'bright and showy'. While scant usage referring to male homosexuality dates to the late 19th century, that meaning became increasingly common by the mid-20th century." I hope you open your mind to the ever changing social landscape >:(

[FulpWare CLICKER]

I know this demo is shit, but if the final game ends up being an actual playable version of the original FulpWare...

Holy Shit I'm exited 0_o

[Among us 3D FART SIMULATOR]

I love this game to the core. It was a cold winters night with no electricity cus Eskom is the biggest fucktard to ever be shat out of satin's dick. I was up to me usual busines of jacking off to furry porn when I stumbled across this fine electronic entertainment program. Now all I think about is the sus red imposter in 2023's plump, juicy ass. whenever I think about the sus red imposter in 2023's plump juicy ass, it makes me drool from the tipidy-top of my tasting tongue. I haven't slept in 2 weeks as I've been up playing the Among us 3D FART SIMULATOR. Tomorrow I went to work for the first time since I found this game and was so devastated that I wasn't playing Among us 3D FART SIMULATOR that I threw myself out the window. because Th\e Among us 3D FART SIMULATOR, killed me, I' am voting 5 stars .

[Mafia]

This seems awfully similar to another game I know...