Stonmann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[THE SECOND COMING OF MR BEAST]

I guess he does actually kinda look like Jesus. I love the neat little feature of the service dog in the background pissing itself XD

Chauder responds:

Thank you for noticing! Gold Star for you!

[Nah Man Not My House]

Jesse! Jesse jesy! We to take our meds jesi! This animation is amazing. I love how Jezi almost never stops moving. He's always shifting slightly and looking around in tiny intervals, just like a real human.

Phazitor responds:

Thank you! I started this one a while back while still learning the ropes of flash. Felt like being a bit extra with it, but I guess I couldn’t help injecting some ‘acting’ into their movements after doing theater for many years.

[[DONT MESS WITH HER]]

It's good, although I'm really not the biggest fan of the animation. I like frame-by-frame animation, others styles I always find a bit unnatural.

jumpbreak96 responds:

lol

[IA 2: ???]

Not terrible but not great. The voice acting is, difficult, to understand. The intro was actually great, but the difficulty to hear what they're saying makes is a bit of an issue.

issuseless47519189 responds:

I'll fix that in episode 3

[Roommates - Short Skits 2]

Yea I didn't find it THAT funny. I'm sure some people would find it funny, just doesn't really fit my fuck-shit doodoo sense of humour. I do quite like the MSPaint kinda art style, although I think it's a bit odd how when the mouths are still they're pixilated, but when they're moving they're smooth brush.

FlowJoe responds:

The moving mouths are still pixilated, they're just at a higher resolution then the rest.

[Where's the Cream Filling]

A fine example of classic Newgrounds weirdness XD

Cycon responds:

I don't remove this simply because its the most fuckin horrible thing I've ever done publicly and it keeps me humble as my life in reality continues to spiral into sadness and myth

[EOFS - Super Trouble]

He gave me dm asking to review this so I'll give a fully honest, detailed review. I think the animation could be more "fluid". For most of it the characters are stationary. Their mouth moves and they blink. This can make it a little boring after a while. Look that's a lot of work, and I can see you know how to animate like that, mostly on the tits. Speaking of tits, as I often do, I think showing the tits out of the shirt is mostly just a way of justifying the rating as M, to get more attention. Without that I can definitely see this as T. Swearing isn't too big a deal.

Maybe not. Maybe you just like nips. Me and you the same buddy. As Archbishop Desmond Tutu once said: "When life gives you pencils, draw boobs" (too soon?) The voice acting being just you in various very deep Brazilin, though somehow sounds very Russian am I the only one who hears it? is very funny at the start; hearing a little girl talk in one the deepest voices I've heard, but it can get maybe a little tiresome after too long.

I do love how there's a wholesome religious message after the most fucked up shit. The last thing I want to mention was the ending. It was shit funny, but on a site like Newgrounds I can't ignore its laziness. Anyway overall pretty good and pretty funny, though sorta drags itself out.

TheMiamiDeSantos responds:

yo, thanks for your review! i love the honesty. Yeah the stationary characters saves me a lot of time as it is a lot of work indeed specially by doing everything by yourself. the ng automatically put it M while i was putting the things it asked "has violence?" me "lots" "has explicit audio? me "lots", etc, i think it as cartoon for adults it's not suitable for teenages
yeah i love the nips and the tits fuck yeah. Hehe i have saw people calling portuguese "the spanish's weird brother". Some people don't like the death metal like voice action, guess it takes some time to get used to the metal vocals i remember when i started listening to metal some bands i couldn't stand the vocals but i got used to eventually.
Haha yeah i was very lazy on the ending, i didn't know what to put there, so i did put some shitpost memes as i'm getting some popularity on an underground facebook shitposting scene
Once again thanks for your review!

[Pussy Mario]

I clicked on a title "Pussy Mario for a different reason, but it was still funny tho. As funny as it is, it unfortunately isn't really what Newgrounds is for. Sorry

ChillysChaos responds:

thank you for your honesty but im more concerned about the "different reason" you clicked on this

[Day in the Life of a Costco Worker Ep. 1 - Alternate Ending]

I'd let Sora put his di-foot up my ass any day 😍😍😍even on a Wednesday ❤️❤️❤️

SoraNgin responds:

Haha thanks man! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! 🤣